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Matthew Spence's avatar

Great review. Glad I did not watch this one. There was a pull to see the big shiny new thing on Netflix but I just couldn't bite the bullet, thanks for warning future viewers to avoid this one.

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Kevin Pettit's avatar

Thank you!! I live to serve and I’ll do it for anyone

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Decarceration's avatar

There's a moment where the... uh, good side?... just experienced their battlefield victory in the third act, and Chris Pratt just starts shooting and stomping by himself for like a full minute, surrounded by the corpses of some of his dead robot friends, the frame tinted a puke blue/green mashup. And I was just wondering, is this whole production populated by sociopaths?

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Kevin Pettit's avatar

Hahahahah yesss I was like what are we doing here?!? Is everyone okay?!

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Decarceration's avatar

The way it was shot, part of me thought, "... heel turn?"

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Salty's avatar

Is the John Keats thing like the laziest, most useless reference to Dan Simmons’ Hyperion/Endymion series ever conceived — or is it actually just totally pointless?

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Jeremy Burgess's avatar

I can't believe Pratt's character is named John Keats. 😂 I'm sure he's a real romantic poet.

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A.P. Murphy's avatar

I can forgive a bad movie but never one made with no passion, pure insipid product

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